If you figure me out, be sure and let me know. I'll have to think about what to put here. Short Version - More Fiercely Independent than a true Democrat. I think that both parties have much room for improvement. But, if I'm going to align myself with either group I would rather err on the side of tolerance and compassion for my fellow man. (BTW - if you took offense to my saying "fellow man" as opposed to "fellow person", etc.. then do us both a favor and move on to the next fellow - I'm no Andrew Dice Clay by any stretch of the imagination but I do have a strong iconoclastic streak in me. Trust me, it can be really annoying. You would end up wanting to strangle me within two days.. a week tops! Having said that - I'm basically just a nice, normal guy. I mean, look at the picture!! I'm the end result of thousands of years of WASP inbreeding!!

Intelligent. Outspoken. Compassionate. Tolerant of others (meaning: me). Sense of humor. (This will be very important in just a few sentences.) Professional. Non-smoker. Supermodels and/or women who could serve as their own flotation device in the event of a water landing preferred. Ha! Ha! See how funny I am!?! (See "tolerant of others" above.) At this point, the girl I'm looking for would roll her eyes and tell me to "shut it". And then she would make me a sandwich. Ha! Where do I get this stuff?! But seriously folks.. tip your waitresses, they work really hard. I'll be here through Sunday. And finally.. I know we all have our baggage, but if you could open your own Samsonite Outlet Store, then you're not the one for me.