I am Batman. I am intelligent, well-written, and annoyed by people who misuse their, they're, there, to, too, your, and you're. I dislike people who act like sheep and cannot think on their own.

Batgirl or Catwoman. Preferably Catwoman in fishnets. Looking for a girl who wants to have some fun with an attractive married couple. Clean, discrete, safe, and sane are all necessary qualities. No stalkers, psychos, or anything of that ilk need apply.