Woof. Short but friendly, you want to email me. I definitely am the woman of your dreams. You are probably someone who drinks lots of coffee, which also means you have to be comfortable with yourself since you excuse yourself to the men's room all the time as a result....and I'm down wit dat.

Woof. Yeah, see above. I think i made my fondest wishes and desires absolutely clear above. Email me and let's become bestest friends ever and ever. Smooch. Smooch.