“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body; but rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW – What a Ride!!!” Allow me to introduce myself: I love kids, old folks, animals, clean teeth, traveling, adventure, movies, good food, goofing around, learning new things, and laughing my b*tt off at the absurdities of life, like how I am now typing away in the hopes that you will like me! Hmmm, let's see? Honest, funny, in demand , someone is always looking for me. Thank God it's not the cops LOL. I have been in enough relationships with bad girls to now recognize and appreciate a good woman. I've learned that I Dream of Jeannie, , Mary Ann , were just characters on TV shows and I cannot marry them. Rachel Welch and Marilyn Monroe really WERE too old for me at the time. I know that if the high levels of tender affection, send-me-flying kisses, and sweaty pheromones are not compatible it won't work for me no matter how great everything else seems (check back with me when I'm 61 as most likely I will have changed my mind on that last one). I have great sense of humor. The best gift you could give me is a gut-busting guffaw! I value being KIND-HEARTED, HONEST, and REAL. I strongly believe in character and integrity; my word is my bond, as I trust yours is. I am not insecure, lonely, or needy. Though it would be really neat to one day be in love with the best woman. Please only contact me if you are an authentic and extraordinary human being and someone other than your mother told you so! Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I am also easy going, giving, and attractive! Imagine the possibilities!!!.........more about me .....I am just a simple man how want to found my tender, romantic woman
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